Dear Sir Morgan
This is Dexter here! I am the boy who lives with your daughter Casey. So I’ve been thinking a lot lately and I decided to write to you to speak to you about something very very important!
I really love Casey and I would like to know if it’s okay with you if I marry her! Today, we went to the vet (which was very hectic for our Mommy because we were being wild) – me to have my stitches out, and Casey to check her ears – we are both 100%!! And Casey even helped the vet to take my stitches out – I think the vet couldn’t see them properly so Casey was showing her – and then when the vet found them Casey gave her a big kiss to say well done!! Anyway, at the vet Mommy bought Casey a new red collar and lead, and I was looking at her in the car and she looked soooo pretty in that red, so I decided to marry her. Also because we play together and cuddle and we even kiss you know! But I want you to know that I protect her and make sure she’s a happy girl – at the vet I even protected her from a black and white cat, and a Jack Russell puppy! I growled and barked so loud that it did a little wee on the floor! Casey and I laughed so hard!! I think Mommy also laughed but she was doing it secretly.
I am a very good gentleman too – I won’t eat until my Casey has got food and I let her start first! And she tells me a lot what to do – and I let her get her own way no matter what! I must say though, she can be quite a bossy girl. The only thing I don’t love is when she gets cuddles from my Daddy – I like to have all the cuddles from him – he’s my favourite. Oh, and the squeaky toys… those are also my favourites so I like to have them all. But most other things…
And I’m a really good jumper!! Our Mommy put a fence up between the front and back gardens (we get the big side and the cats get the other – although they come into our side all the time which surely isn’t fair…) and the other day Mommy was on the other side with some builder guys who came to our house and I didn’t like Mommy to be by herself like that so I jumped right over that high fence and went to be with Mommy! The builder guys got huge big eyes and one ran into the outside room and the other ran behind a big gate – I thought they were being so rude to not say hello to me, so I shouted at them! Mommy took me inside the house and kissed me a lot and told me I’m a clever boy…!!
So, if you agree that I am a brilliant boy, please let me know if that would be okay with you – I promise I’ll keep looking after Casey for ever and ever!