Hi my Dad Morgan
We got a new couch! Me and Dex love it but we didn’t like that it was so boring and just plain, so we decorated it for Mommy!! We were so clever – we made paint from the mud in the garden and did really beautiful patterns all over it. Then we lay on it to wait for Mommy to come and see it! Mommy didn’t see it first – Dad did – and he pulled so many funny faces when he saw it!! First was big circle mouth with big eyes, then triangle mouth with slanty eyes and then small circle mouth with closed eyes!!! He shook his head and said Mommy was going to kill us all… We were a little worried then but luckily Cu also helped and came running in and did a funny (but very artistic-like) jump and sprayed milkshake everywhere!! Dad was almost right – Mommy really was furious – she said that all me, Dex, the kids and Dad do is mess up everything she owns and that we may as well give up and become white trash. I think Mom was completely over-reacting!!
Otherwise things here are pretty usual this week – a couple of days ago Dex ate something naughty and left what Mommy called landmines everywhere in the house! And one of our snakes escaped so Mom and Cu were searching for her, and Mom set the alarm off twice so men with guns came to see if we were okay – and all that before eight ‘o clock in the morning!! Yesterday before eight… Dex did vomits everywhere – this time Mom knew what he ate that was naughty – it was Nik-Naks – she knew because Dex didn’t even bother to chew them and left orange Nik-Nak soup vomits!! All I can say is “well done Dex!” Because then Cu and Morgan got punishments because she said “Nik-Naks are not what we eat for breakfast”. Then she made them hot drinks with rusks and I managed to steal one rusk but then Dex gave us away because he was drinking the hot drink so loudly that Mommy heard and came and caught us on the table – then we all got shouted at. Dex really needs to stop giving us away – he is such a dweeb. And then I heard Mommy telling her friend that having two puppies and two small children is not a clever thing to do. Now her friend doesn’t want children or dogs!! I will try to be very good from now on so her friend will also get dogs and children.
We love that friend of Mommy’s – Aunty Jane – she’s so cool – one time she came to visit and she was wearing the softest jacket that smelled just like our chewie toys that Mom buys us and Dex tried to chew it right when it was on her!! I told him he needed to wait ’til she took it off but he wouldn’t listen. I was cross because then I didn’t get a turn to chew it either. But it was okay because we just lay next to her and put our faces in it and that smell made us go to sleep!
The other day we made Mommy cry – that was horrible – I’m never going to chew Mommy’s new shoes again – no matter how cross I am that she goes out and leaves us behind. But we only chewed one – the other one is still fine – she can wear that one! And now, for no reason at all Mommy hides her shoes and Aunty Jane puts hers up on the table if she takes them off when she comes to visit! Again, over-reacting – I mean it was just the one shoe…
I’m sending you photos Mommy took of us on the couch we decorated – as you can see Mommy has rudely covered it up with throws!!
But look how big we are now!! We are now officially bigger than Cu and Morgan – we can knock them down really easily – it’s best when they are running in the garden – just one quick bump at speed and they’re down!!! We love that game! I think maybe Morgan doesn’t love it so much because she screams for Mommy but Cu does – he’s quite quick too so makes it even more fun! I’m the quickest though! Mommy says you broke the mould when you made me… Quick, pretty, brave, clever, darling, ever-so-loyal and perfect – that’s what she says!!! She also says things about Dex – but I think Dex is her baby so she’s all soppy with him!
I’m off to have a nap now so I’ve got loads of energy for when Cu and Morgan get home from school!!
Lots of love from me and Dex.